By following the simple advice I
read in an article , I have finally
found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started". So, I looked around the house to see
all the things I started and hadn't finished. . . . and before leaving the
house this morning I finished
off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua, and
Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel!
You may pass this on to those you
feel are in need of inner peace.

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